(Source: lovejdforever, via apeshit7x)

thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

(via dontbeanassbutt)

eskalations:

so I guess you could say they moved korra online just in the NICK of time

(I have to joke to keep myself from crumbling)

(via thats-not-a-toilet)

bitch-with-a-blue-box:

hannisen:

I love her so much 

who doesn’t?

bitch-with-a-blue-box:

hannisen:

I love her so much 

who doesn’t?

(via thats-not-a-toilet)

mypocketshurt90:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there are children that are illegal
Children

(Source: hhlil)

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

(via thisgirlgames)

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

(via biracialangell)

validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage

(via afrozensummersilhouette)

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

emzybrain:

selim-the-arrogant:

tardis221b:

velociraptorpunk:

canyouseethefuture:

infraredcello:

vsvpxmoney:

alicetemise:

MINDFUCK

with glasses = einstein

without = marilyn

My eyes…

OMG WHAT IS THIS

i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit

sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??

for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint

Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster

(Source: jerjin, via sociallyawkwardyoloturtle)

equalistmako:

avatar au where everything is the same except the show actually gets taken seriously by its network

(via thats-not-a-toilet)

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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(via biracialangell)


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(Source: chiefironwall, via thats-not-a-toilet)


Elvira- Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Elvira- Mistress of the Dark (1988)

(Source: vintagegal, via fuck-you-im-an-adult)

swan2swan:

There is also a baby present and Kya is a considerate aunt.

(via thats-not-a-toilet)